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Monty Python - an untrue history

Monty Python's reign of terror began in 1166, when William the Conker invaded Baldock, England.

Conker quickly laid waste to much of Bulgaria, planting horse chestnut trees here, there, and everywhere. Conker had a pet python called Monty. But Monty was too compassionate for Conker's liking, so ended up in the Crusades in 1756, where he was used as a portable bridge. One day, Monty caught sight of Mathilda Python, deserted his post, and 100,000 souls drowned (Monty was quite big). Python was court-martialled, but, luckily, six bakers took pity on him and adopted him.

The bakers decided to name their pub, Monty le Python, but the 'le' was soon dropped for reasons of etiquette. The bakers were nasty bastards, in truth, and they all wanted to have Monty to themselves. Thus, they would have contests whereby the man who punched the most holes in the most doughnuts, without using his hands, would win Python. The girls loved all this, and all six bakers were soon wed, but as they all scored 1,603 the ownership of Monty was still to be settled.

Thus, they formed a wrestling troupe called Monty Python, and they consisted of the six men who were to be immortal: John 'Cleaver' Cleese, Graham 'Chopper' Chapman, Eric 'Innocent' Idle, Terry 'Garotter' Gilliam, Michael 'Poker' Palin, and Terry 'Jabber' Jones.

They were to fight to the death. The winner gaining Monty. On the road to their first venue at Scrotum Grab - a treacherous 362 mile walk in camel slurry - the group kept their spirits up telling jokes, and performing sketches, including those which were to be famous evermore: 'The Dead Parsnip Sketch', 'Upper Class Twig In The Rear', and 'The Ministry of Sunny Forts'.

They didn't fancy wrestling anymore, went home, wrote a history of Belgium before bedtime, and were signed up in 1869 by the Bermuda Broadcasting Company, and then they made some films. Monty became their manager.

- Paul Rance/booksmusicfilmstv.com.

Mr. Rance began his career as a writer some time ago, and wrote novels such as 'David Copperfield' and '1984'. He then became a successful singer with The Beatles, played football (soccer to you Americans), cricket, rugby, and water polo for England. He was the first man on Mars in 1934.

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How The Montys Took Over Surbiton - Monty Python's Early Years

'Monty Python' were/are The Beatles of comedy. They may have not written 'Strawberry Fields Forever', but they were almost as influential in the field of comedy as The Beatles were in the field of music. I say almost, as The Beatles were on a different plane to everyone else.

The 1960s was probably the most creative decade in Britain in the 20th Century. Young British guys and gals were breaking free of post WWII austerity, and British music, film, and fashion flourished particularly, and England even won the soccer World Cup. Comedy also had its bright new performers and writers, beginning in the '60s with the 'Beyond The Fringe' team of Peter Cook, Dudley Moore, Alan Bennett, and Jonathan Miller.

Cambridge and Oxford University had a raft of young talent coming hot on the heels of the Fringe quartet, including Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor, and Graeme Garden, who were to be later known as The Goodies. Also in this melting pot of talent were John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Michael Palin, Eric Idle, and Terry Jones.

Cleese had been a member of the Cambridge Footlights, and was the first to break into television, when appearing on 'The Frost Report', his most notable sketch being the class "I know my place" sketch with Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett. There were three TV shows beginning in 1967, which all starred future Pythons. John Cleese and Graham Chapman wrote and starred in 'At Last The 1948 Show', for which Eric Idle also wrote for. Michael Palin and Terry Jones were cast members and wrote for 'Twice A Fortnight', and Palin and Jones were joined by Idle (and David Jason) as cast members of 'Do Not Adjust Your Set'. The three future Pythons were also writers on the show. Terry Gilliam began his animation career on this series, which ran till 1969. The Terry Jones and Michael Palin creation, from 1969, 'The Complete and Utter History of Britain (1969)' is often cited as the direct descendant and inspiration for 'Monty Python', with a cast of John Cleese, Michael Palin, Eric Idle, Graham Chapman, and Terry Jones, with the very unique animations of Terry Gilliam.

- Paul Rance/booksmusicfilmstv.com.

Monty Python DVDs available from booksmusicfilmstv.com - in association with Amazon.co.uk

'Monty Python - The Movies (6 Disc DVD Box Set)' Monty Python - The Movies (6 Disc Box Set) [1971] ~ Graham Chapman, John Cleese
'Monty Python's Flying Circus - Series 1-4 On DVD' Monty Python's Flying Circus - Series 1-4 - Complete [1969] ~ Graham Chapman, John Cleese
'Monty Python And The Holy Grail (Extraordinarily Deluxe Edition) DVD' Monty Python And The Holy Grail (Extraordinarily Deluxe Edition) [1974] ~ Graham Chapman, John Cleese

B00008RWS7 Monty Python's Life Of Brian [1979] ~ Graham Chapman, John Cleese

Monty Python's Life Of Brian [Blu-ray] [1979] ~ Graham Chapman, Terence Bayler

B0001V01BG Monty Python's Life Of Brian (Immaculate Edition) [1979] ~ Graham Chapman, John Cleese
B000MQCSCK Monty Python's Flying Circus - Series 1 - Complete ~ Terry Jones, Eric Idle
B000W8AB22 Monty Python: The Monster Box Set (The Definitive, Outrageously Luxurious Special Edition Collection) ~ John Cleese, Eric Idle
B000MZGW0A Monty Python's Flying Circus - Series 2 - Complete ~ Terry Jones, Eric Idle
B000O59B6K Monty Python's Flying Circus - Series 3 - Complete ~ Terry Jones, John Cleese

 

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Monty Python Books available from booksmusicfilmstv.com - in association with Amazon.co.uk

'Monty Python's Flying Circus (BBC Radio Collection)' Monty Python's Flying Circus (BBC Radio Collection) ~ Graham Chapman
0413776158 The Very Best of Monty Python: The essential gags, sketches and songs, individually selected and introduced by the Python team ~ Monty Python
0312533799 Monty Python's Tunisian Holiday: My Life with Brian ~ Kim Howard Johnson
0413776425 The Brand New "Monty Python" Papperbok (Methuen Humour) ~ Monty Python
0413741206 Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Screenplay ~ Graham Chapman
Monty Python's Big Red Book (A Methuen Paperback) ~ Monty Python
'Monty Python's Spamalot Book' Monty Python's Spamalot: A new musical lovingly ripped off from the motion picture Monty Python and the Holy Grail : Piano/Vocal Selections ~ Eric Idle
0413741109 Monty Python: Just the Words: Vol 2 (Just the Words) ~ Graham Chapman
0679726470 The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus: All the Words: 001 (Monty Python's Flying Circus) ~ Monty Python

Monty Python DVDs available from booksmusicfilmstv.com - in association with Amazon.com


The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus Megaset
The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus Megaset with Bonus Monty Python Live


Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Special Edition)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Collector's Edition Boxed Set)


Monty Python Live


The Life of Python


Monty Python's Flying Circus: Set 1, Episodes 1-6

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Monty Python's Life of Brian

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Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life (Special Edition)

 

 

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